Time For A Smile

Suggestions of gentler ways to keep an over-energetic boy occupied and kept out of mischief:
One is to give him a piece of paper with 'PTO' written on both sides. If that does not work then put him in a circular room and tell him to look for the corner of the room.

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Two peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world, the sun or the moon. They put the problem to their village head who pondered over it for many hours before pronouncing in favour of the moon. His rationale is: "If there is no moon, we would not be able to see anything at night, The sun shines only during the day when we need no light."

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Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a time-bomb which one of them had on his lap.
"Drive a little slower - this bomb may go off any minute," said the man carrying the explosive.
"Don't worry," assured the driver, "We've got a spare one in the boot."

~~~ Stay Positive! Stay Happy! ~~~
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